The Origins of Stuff

Conventional theory holds the universe began with a BIG BANG. The universe is anything but conventional and therefore ignores the theory.

If we accept the BIG BANG, we also have to accept the origin of the Big Bang is the center of the Universe, while avoiding asking what was there before it "banged". It's assumed there was "stuff". Where did that stuff come from? What was there before "stuff"?

Readers are cautioned from contemplating on this notion for prolonged periods.

A scrap of parchment (circa 289,000 b.c.) mentioned one Guido d'Forenzia in the villiage of Ralliana devoted his life to the "Origins of Stuff". Other records suggest the villiage was rudely awoken one morning by a very loud explosion, rushing to investigate the source of the noise, they found d'Forenzia's head had exploded.

On a table, authorities found hundreds of scrolls where d'Forenzia had written "It just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on....", over and over and over again.

In light of the d'Forenzia exploding head incident, we will refrain from further discussions on "the Origins of Stuff".